Sherlock Holmes

No, I did nto get an advanced screening of the film Sherlock Holmes, but I have watched the preview a bunch of times so it's like I've seen the movie already, but in the good way. Clearly Sherlock Holmes is a great flick CLEARLY.

Evidence:

It comes out on Christmas Day. The people who make movies know they gots a lot to compete with on such a high-octane movie day. Theresuchforth, they can only release good movies on Xmas, DUH. Sometimes you two people really need to use your brains.

Reasons why this movie rules:

Robery Downey Junior.

Reasons why the trailer rules:

RDJ*, but seriously kids, because reviewing trailers is really serious business, this trailer is good for many reasons. First and foremost, British people. We all know British films are filled with dry wit and smart things us Mericans don't understands; HOWEVER there is a phenomenon called "something something something" where you take all the good things about the UK (accents) put them in a state's movie, and already the film is both super classy, and can hold the attention of dummies. Yeah, I'm talking to you, dummy. What's even better than this mish mash mix 'em up is the use of United Statesian actors with fake British accents, RDJ. This shows the world that USians are better than everyone in every way. Yep, that's what whatever I was talking about proves.
BUT FOR REAL the real reason this trailer rules: RDJ of course. This time, I'm not kidding. Not only is he super hot and great at the acting thing, but he's also super duper hot. I'm not kidding, so hot. Anyway, RDJ is so great because he makes disgusting look super sexy. (Although, I must admit, he does have to bow down to the great Johnny Depp in Pirates of the C, and not because I particularly love J.Depp or anything, but you just have to admit that there are so many womens and mens who think he's, to borrow a phrase from Jorma, Akiva and mostly Andy, "superbendoverable" even though he is made out of grime and poo smells. Fo' realz) And by RDJ disgusting I mean the sheer lack of hygene present during the 1800s in Europe. That's all.

Favorite Scene:

Slow Mo' RDJ with his toungue all weird and his face looking hilare. Yikes. So RDJ-full.

In conclusion, I don't care how bad this movie actually is, or even how good it is, it has jokes, there are laughs, there could even maybe be plot, they don't really reveal that in the trailer (which also makes it a good trailer), I don't care about any of the film aspects of this movie at all. This movie could crumble to pieces, there could be 10 minutes shooting piles of poop, there could be a time-travelling donkey, yes, even Crash could be featured in this film as a really relevant look at racial issues and I would still enjoy myself. Why? Why? RDJ? Idiot that's the easy answer. The real reason:

Trailer spoiler alert!:

RDJ with his shirt off.

* Robert Downey Jr.