Logic in Movies

Logic is such a great way to hate movies. For example, as I was talking to my mom why I hate Sweet Home Alabama, which I don't, whatever, I was discissuing how nothing makes sense. Then I thought, I also love Hot Rod for the very reasons I "hated" Sweet Home Alabama, and like a million dramatic movies. As the Pinks in True Jackson V.P. would say, "hello"! Yikes...



Anyway, logic in movies, is stupid. Logic in life is great! Social Justice, book burning, lawyers, mathemagicians. Logic in movies is dumb. If I wanted to do something that made sense I would do a sudoku, teach my baby to read, or destroy girls gone wild, all things I will do, but I don't want to watch a movie about them! Well, unless it's a documentary, then MAYBE, but not a documentary about how my 4 year old can paint better than you. I don't care about your stupid exploited millionare kid unless she's great at spelling or playing the piano which I will.



Basically, the reason why movies are so great according to me is that they take us to a world that is better than or own. People are beautiful, even the ugly ones, everyon is so smart, and things typically turn out for the best! Logic has nothing to do with any of these things. When someone argues that a movie does not make sense, you tell them that that is a point in your arena. If someone only wants to watch movies that "make sense" they shouldn't being seeing movies. They should be playing the lute or something.



In conclusion, Hot Rod, Hot Tub Time Machine, Land of the Lost, Ponyo, My Neighbor Totoro, The Shawshank Redemtion. Seriously, his name is "red" maybe because he's Irish? UNBELIEVABLE.