FYI friends, I'm probably going to review Hot Rod about once a month because I just love it that much.
Hot Rod is my favorite movie ever, I don't care who knows it, particularly not Jorma, Akiva, or Andy, the geniuses behind this cinematic gem. If you don't know who they are I'll repeat their names, even though this is a typed forum, they're that important:
Jorma Taccone
Akiva Schaffer
Andy Samberg
They're currently my three best friends. If I knew how to stalk things, like in the wild, I would stalk them as a lion stalks a gazelle. (Notice how I used both a simile and a metaphor in that sentence? I'm a GENIUS.) I will eat their brains for their knowledge and power as a zombie or some character from a T.V. show who totally stole my bit does. It will be glorious.
But instead of actually reviewing this film right now, I will leave you with a story of my COSMIC connection with Hot Rod, which is my favorite movie, did I mention that?
The other day, me and some honchos*, were sitting around a T.V. suggesting movies we should watch. I, of course, recommended Hot Rod with commentary to no avail. Then it was decided that one of us should choose two numbers. I chose 3 and 5. Third row down... fifth DVD in... you guessed it: Hot Rod.
Cosmic Connection Connected.
We didn't watch it. Jerks.
*watch Hot Rod with commentary.
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