NCIS or the Naval Criminal Investigative Service is something I, for some reason resisted until I went from 25 to mid to late forties. But listen kids, as I can tell you, due to my amassed years of experience, this show is excellent and very full of teaching you things... about the Navy? Don't jump straight into judging me, or whatever, I still watch waaaaaaay too much Law & Order SVU and CI, I'm just much better at being open-minded than everyone else I've ever met, or anyone in the world ever, which is why it makes sense that I don't like Crash, what?
NCIS is great because, unlike L&O, which is full of one bajillion twists and turn where Hillary Duff turns out to have not acci-killed her baby and her mom's p-tail is pulling out her sanity, and that ME makes a real innapprope joke, and then Munch or Finn says something hilare/offensy, and then something about immunizations and, who what now? NCIS is like, oh they focused on this seemingly innocuous person, KILLAH! Purrrfect. Plus, they kill of characters like no-ones biz.
NCIS is a lot like our dear friend "Weirdsy Magilicuddy": Jokes, jokes, laugh, laugh funny stuff light-hearted fare, jokes jokes, farts no boobs, jokes jokes, blood, MURDER.
If you like playing Bathroom Sodoku, getting your nails done, having adult children, and permanents, then you'll looove NCIS. NCIS LA, however, caaaaaan suck it. LL Cool J still seems pretty nice though. I liked it better when he was a chef on a boat and had a delightful parrot friend.
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I don't understand anything you wrote about the show, or the shows appeal, at all, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteoh man. this review wins. especially because the one time we watched NCIS together, I fell ashleep. I believe that was the time you, Thomas, and I all took a nap together and it was preshy.
ReplyDeleteanyway, THE HILARY DUFF EP OF SVU IS SO WHACK. mostly because she's such a great thespian.