Community!!!

I had a whole thing written about community with hilarious jokes but then I accidentally deleted it. So here's a truncated version.

If you like jokes and things that are funny, watch Community.

NCIS: or reasons why I may actually be forty

NCIS or the Naval Criminal Investigative Service is something I, for some reason resisted until I went from 25 to mid to late forties. But listen kids, as I can tell you, due to my amassed years of experience, this show is excellent and very full of teaching you things... about the Navy? Don't jump straight into judging me, or whatever, I still watch waaaaaaay too much Law & Order SVU and CI, I'm just much better at being open-minded than everyone else I've ever met, or anyone in the world ever, which is why it makes sense that I don't like Crash, what?

NCIS is great because, unlike L&O, which is full of one bajillion twists and turn where Hillary Duff turns out to have not acci-killed her baby and her mom's p-tail is pulling out her sanity, and that ME makes a real innapprope joke, and then Munch or Finn says something hilare/offensy, and then something about immunizations and, who what now? NCIS is like, oh they focused on this seemingly innocuous person, KILLAH! Purrrfect. Plus, they kill of characters like no-ones biz.

NCIS is a lot like our dear friend "Weirdsy Magilicuddy": Jokes, jokes, laugh, laugh funny stuff light-hearted fare, jokes jokes, farts no boobs, jokes jokes, blood, MURDER.

If you like playing Bathroom Sodoku, getting your nails done, having adult children, and permanents, then you'll looove NCIS. NCIS LA, however, caaaaaan suck it. LL Cool J still seems pretty nice though. I liked it better when he was a chef on a boat and had a delightful parrot friend.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Everyone has already discovered this television series.



Why I love It's Always Sunny:



(1) It makes me feel like a better person.



That's it dudes, watch this show for this sole purpose. Not only is every episode filled with more belly-laughs per capita than any other show I've seen, it's also filled with some of the most horrible people anyone has ever seen.

"Worse than the writers of Crash?"

Yes, worse than those jerks.

What's more impressive is that the show isn't like a car wreck, or crash, that must be seen out of sheer sadistic pleasure, it's super enjoyable. Watching horrible people have awful things done to them has never been more fun! It's not even schaudenfreude, or whatever, I think for that to work you have to assume that those people are just like you.

And these jerks are certainly not like you, and if they are, I never ever ever want to meet you.

If you like laughing, weird humans, impossible chains of events, musicals, strong female characters, improv or sketch comedy, short people, skinny jeans, warm milk, drugs, assorted meats, cats, explosions, kittens, T-shirts, pooping, the physical act of laughing, the emotional act of laughing, guessing the titles of things, sets, props, or jokes than this show is for you. If you only like Mad Men, this show might be the exact opposite. No one smokes.

while these people are just "the worst" for some reason, I just want to own a bar somewhere in LA that I can make look like PA...